destructivetesting Superhero Beatdown! Thrills! Chills! Genetic mutations! Broken Bones! Black Eyes! Hot Cheerleaders and Cold Weather! The works!

Credits
Written By Matt Wayne
Directed By Kevin Alteri
Music by Lolita Ritmanis, Kristopher Carter, Michael McCuistion
Animation By Dongwoo animation

THE PLOT: Geeky Gwen Stacy or luscious Liz Allen? That’s the ten million dollar question Peter Parker keeps asking himself, as both girls are now the objects of his arachnid affections. While he tries to decide which to date, a russian hunter from Africa who goes by the name Sergei Kravinoff has chosen the Spectacular Spider-Man as his next big game prey. Will Spider-Man be reduced to a masked head on Kravinoff’s mantle?

LONG STORY SHORT: Kraven undergoes a godless experiment by way of Professor Miles Warren, and has now mutated into a giant cat-like creature. Spidey manages to best him in combat, but fails to capture him nor get away without a few bruises. Elsewhere, Flash Thompson has been injured in the Midtown High’s state football game. Peter is confused as he witnesses Liz show great affection for both classmates.

 

 

 

Who's that giiirl? Na-na-nana-na-na-nana

Who’s that giiirl? Na-na-nana-na-na-nana

 

 

 

 

 

 

MY THOUGHTS: After a decent second season premiere, the series kicks it into high gear with this slam-bang action drama of what’s marketed as a “kid’s show”. Not to say that this one was particularly grim or gritty,(although there were some interesting lines from Calypso) but this to me felt like the series was 100% back in full force with the balance of Peter’s private life and his violent, uncompromising life as Spider-Man. In the risk of completely gushing, I have to say that this one was for the most part such an enjoyable and engrossing chapter in the series history that its almost surprising that the villain of it was Kraven the Hunter, who’s usually been seen as one of the cornier villains of the Spider-Man rogues gallery. Oh sure, “Kraven’s Last Hunt” is a classic “BEST SPIDER-MAN STORY EVER” candidate in the minds of fans. Nevertheless, the character in and of himself as well as the concept of a hunter attempting to stalk a super hero can come off as incredibly stupid at first. Now I never really doubted that the writers would make Kraven an interesting villain to watch, and they did succeed in making me interested in him. But once again, the show’s shining quality is the portrayal of the life of Peter Parker. All he thinks about in this episode are girls, girls and girls, specifically Gwen and Liz. And all they think about is him. But what could have easily been a cheesy, “CW” type of melodrama turned out to be an interesting look at the lives of three people who happen to have feelings for each other. The show doesn’t get that heavy into it here, but what we do get comes off as natural, organic and beliveable. And, once again, that makes it all fun to watch.

 

Walking on the edge of a snowy roof with slippers on and two knives. That sound smart to you?

Walking on the edge of a snowy roof with slippers on and two knives. That sound smart to you?

The first thing that caught my eye and stayed with me was the terrific animation. Admittedly, this may seem like a flip complement. But to me, the figures and models of the characters looked fresh and alive at all times throughout the episode. The colors were bright, the facial expressions were subtle and realistic, and the fighting was fast paced and fluid. No one acted stiff or too cartoony, and the body language felt real and honest. Also of note is the sound effects, particularly when Spider-Man and Kraven are fighting on the rooftops at night. You can distinctly hear the snow being crushed under their feet once they land. Its those little things that increase the overall experience. And for an episode that’s half about wanton violence, it makes every punch and kick feel that much more visceral and painful. I was not surprised in the least when Peter had a black eye at the end. The scene where Kraven threw him and a piece of the setup from the museum at the bus which tipped over into a couple of cars was a serious “OUCH” moment. This is another example of Spider-Man being heavily taxing on Peter’s physical well being, and you bought it in this episode. Again, wondeful animation and effects work.

 Getting back to Kraven, while I said earlier that the writing was generally good where his character was concerned, I did feel it was a tad inconsistent. I’ll preface by saying that the cold opening was a great way to introduce his character in Africa, taking down a rhinoceros. His intense determination and sheer confidence in himself kept you waiting in anticipation to when he and Spidey would first fight. (It should also be noted that this is episode #15, and Kraven the Hunter first appeared in Amazing Spider-Man #15) I actually enjoyed him up to where Spider-Man first owned him in a straight up fight. Kraven’s clearly a little insane, and has always been that way due to the nature of how he goes about his business. But still, his character was definetely in-synch with what’s been established in the comics. However, I’m still not entirely sure how I feel about Kraven being turned into a giant Lion-Monster. Greg Weisman said it was merely an adaptation of the Ultimate Spider-Man version where he had enhanced, mutated abilites. But a full-on Lion mutation did feel like a little bit over the top to me. I’m not saying I outright hated it, but at the same time I didn’t love it. I think it mainly had to do with the design, where he has that big, neanderthal looking chin and his face seemed like a mix between Scar from the Lion King and Shere Khan from the Jungle Book. It was a little too dumb looking for a lack of a better phrase; I couldn’t take it seriously. It’s certainly in Kraven’s character to try to enhance his abilities after finding out that Spider-Man has super powers. I’m just not sold on the look is what I guess I’m trying to say. I feel it went too far, and if they had held back on the outright beastial look to the design, I wouldn’t mind it so much. I dunno, what do you think?

One last thing about Kraven is that I felt the character’s intelligence was a little inconsistent. He has all this knowledge of animals and wildlife, as shown when he points out to Prof. Warren that the spiders they keep in the ESU lab don’t belong to any known set species. But he doesn’t know of genetic testing? He’s never heard of experimentation on animals? Maybe it was the accent which lacked personal pronouns or how Warren seemed to talk down to him, but it did feel like the character’s I.Q. was in a type of “start/stop” loop. I’m not saying he was shown to be downright idiotic, but he was definetely ignorant. I didn’t feel that being from Russia and Africa necesserily meant that he couldn’t understand in broad strokes modern science.

Kraven proves that there are few things in the world manlier than eyeliner and handlebar moustaches.

 

 As previously stated, the Peter/Liz/Gwen triangle is getting better and better with each episode. The show handles it in such a way where you could easily lable either Peter or Liz as being air-headed, where Peter can’t make up him mind and Liz shows deep affection for both Peter and Flash. But one simply has to remember that they’re teenagers and these type of things do happen. In Peter’s case, he does try and talk to Gwen. Liz is the one coming onto him, and he’s recognizing that for what it is and trying to figure out how to deal with it. He likes Liz fine, as evidenced by “Interactions” way back when, but he also has feelings for Gwen, who kissed him. What should he do? In Liz’s case it was never explicitly said what exactly went down, but its meant to be made clear that Flash was the one who broke up with Liz so he could go after Mary Jane. Liz still has strong feelings left over for Flash, and it would be stupid to think that she should simply write him off just because they aren’t together anymore. But..she also has a growing and intense attraction to Peter, who’s nice, thoughtful, intelligent and as evidenced by last Halloween in better physical shape than previously thought. So her deep concern for Flash when he gets hurt and is in the hospital is natural and in no way shows her being an air head or a bimbo. She simply acts on her immediate emotions. Someone who doesn’t however is poor Gwen, who can only look as Liz showers Peter with hugs and kisses right in front of her. After kissing someone you liked and seeing them being flirted with by other attractive people, how would you feel? Poor Gwen… Is genetically turning youself into a kitten and climbing up walls manly? Kraven thinks so.

  Moving on to someone less sympathetic, Miles Warren is given more screentime here, and he is downright sinister right from the get-go. He’s unscrupulous, unconcerned with Curt Connors’ warnings about messing with the Lizard serum, and completely uncaring when Kraven comes to him for assistance. Admittedly Kraven isn’t exactly Dudley Do-Right. But the way Warren isn’t even intimidated by Kraven’s pet lion when they first enter the lab just suggests a strong hint of evil intent with this man. He also finds it interesting once he’s made aware that Spider-Man had been in the lab before previously..hmmm…nah. That can’t possibly be hinting towards a major storyarc that could be told down the line. Not at all. Oh well…I should also note the first appearance of Deb Whitman in the series, who like Hobie Brown is both black and mute. I do sort of question the inclusion of Deb at this point because with the Daily Bugle staff, the Midtown High gang and the supervillains of the city, the show already has more than enough characters in it. Not that Deb should be brought out when you need your big guns, but I do find the timing of her appearing here a little questionable. Its doubtful at this point if she and Peter will ever start dating, but who can say?

One last thing to discuss is that while I do really enjoy this episode, I had several questions. They range from minor nitpicks to glaring questions that I need answered.

1: Where were the cops during Kraven’s entire search for Spider-Man? I can buy him not being arrested when Spidey beat him the first time because maybe he escaped the web before they got to the scene, but he is clearly taking his time rampaging through the city looking for Spider-Man. He even goes to the Bugle. Uhh…Officer DeWolfe? Carter? Captain Stacy? Anybody?

2: Where was Spidey’s Spider-Sense during the whole fight with the Super-Kraven? He got tagged from behind not once, not twice, but three times. A football causes it to go off, but not a giant crazy Kitty-Man? I know there’s dramatic liscense and everything, but in my opinion it got a bit silly.

3: Okay, this I truly do not understand. How did Spider-Man beat Kraven? I really do not get it. He webs him up again and again until he runs out of webbing, and then proceeds to beat the crap out of him. Was the webbing meant to wear Kraven down, because if it was he seemed perfectly fine and healthy. Kraven just plows right through the stuff, and then gets wrecked on. I didn’t get what was going on.

Other than those quibbles, as stated before this is a favorite of mine. I really loved the action and I especially loved the romantic triangle thats been slowly building with the characters. Until next time.

podcast 4.5/5 web heads

*Best line Contender-  *Spidey’s leggins are torn, revealing heart-styled underwear

Spider-Man: “Okay, the thermals with the hearts were half-price and do not reflect my very high macho quotient!”

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5 Responses to “Spectacular Spider-Man: the animated series #15-”Destructive Testing” Review”

  1. #1 666andahalf says:

    I originally thought that Kraven’s mutation was a merger of both Kraven the Hunter and Puma, who are very similar in the comics.

  2. #2 AbdulAziz says:

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  3. #3 persian-spider says:

    i cant belive you gave it 4.5/5 web heads Donovan! i guess you are slipping so now i am gonna review it myself!

    “Destructive Testing” is the worst episode of The Spectacular Spider-man animated series so far. But when you are talking about such a great show, it means that it is still much better than most of the superhero cartoons ever made, and I mean it.

    Let’s face it, Kraven the Hunter has always been a lame villain. He just got lamer here! I have never cared about him before. Heck, I didn’t even care about his “Last Hunt” storyline that many others are raving about! I guess the producers wanted to use him in the Sinister Six and have a kind of bestial-looking bad guy in it so that the kids will love it (something like Woof the Hyena-Man in “Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker”). Here they have literally given us a cross between Kraven the Hunter and the Puma (who has always had his own amount of lameness).

    However, one has to admit that his transformation has advanced the storyline in the series. Now we know that what a jerk Miles warren is and that he will stop at nothing to advance his own agendas and that he is obsessed with genetic manipulations.

    I also do believe that Kraven’s transformation was too sudden. He could have tangled with Spidey for at least one more time (and would have been embarrassed and mortified as the result). Then they could have him undergo the mutation in an attempt to restore his lost honor.

    I think the way Spidey was web swinging in this episode and the way he was moving were very graceful. Overall, the animation was a tad better than the previous episode. The fight at the end of the episode was innovative. I guess they wanted to give us something different from the awesome fight scenes we have come to expect from this show.

    It seems that Liz is still thinking about Flash. She didn’t even notice the black eye Peter had when he arrived at the hospital. I hope that Peter dumps her ASAP and gets with Gwen. Speaking of Gwen, I would have loved it if they had had Warren look at her a bit longer, suggesting that he was beginning to have a fixation on her!

    As I said this was the series worst so far. But remember that even the great Batman the Animated series had some stinkers like the “Underdwellers” or the “Prophecy of Doom” which were much worse than this one!

    Anyway, I do hope this was only a minor setback and next episode will be great, as usual!

  4. #4 SuperChencho says:

    Look, I may not always agree with Donovan, but he is the official reviewer, not you, persian-spider. I hereby disregard your post as ranting and nothing else.

  5. #5 persian-spider says:

    no problemo SuperChencho! i just wanted to contribute something. that’s all.