The Daily Mercury website is reporting that a drunk American dressed as Spider-Man was jumping balconies in Australia. He allegedly eluded police for an hour until he fell to the street. He has a concussion, lacerations, and possible internal bleeding. The suspects name has not been released but he is charged with participating in an unregulated high risk activity and will appear in Proserpine Magistrates Court later this month. What do you think of this drunken American tourist?