What do you think Stan is thinking in this pic? 

11 Responses to “Spider-Captions # 258”

  1. #1 Barrel Jumper says:

    “I should have taken the blue pill.”

  2. #2 Jason says:

    Probably the same thing I am.

  3. #3 Pete Wiggins says:

    “Joanie can never find out about this. ‘Nuff Said!”

  4. #4 hornacek says:

    “It’s good to be the king.”

  5. #5 Big Al says:

    He hit the Jackpot

  6. #6 Gary says:

    He’s thinking, “I’m not even going to need viagra after this!”

  7. #7 Enigma_2099 says:

    Well , if Peter couldn’t be bothered to stay married to you….

  8. #8 MadGoblin says:

    “Boy, I sure do wish it hadn’t shriveled up and fallen off when I got to 85 so I could at least pretend to be excited…”

  9. #9 dornwolf says:

    “And now you know why he married Mary-Jane”

  10. #10 NCentonze says:

    Stan’s in the picture?!

  11. #11 Spider-Dad says:


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