New Warriors 3-1Writer: Christopher Yost

Artist: Marcus To

Colors: David Curiel

Lettering: Joe Caramagna

Editor: Sana Amanat

Assistant Editor: Devin Lewis

Plot: The High Evolutionary tells Nova how humanity started. Scarlet Spider, Aracely, and Water Snake are brought to H.E. and eventually escape, freeing Nova as well. Meanwhile, Justice, Speedball, and Sun Girl bicker like children while Haechi has a mental breakdown about having a giant horn on his face. Nova and Scarlet Spider are overwhelmed by the High Evolutionary’s goons, the end.

Thoughts: Well the verdict is in folks, and this book stinks on ice. The series started off with a scenario that we’ve seen a thousand times before, but considering the players, locales, and snappy dialogue, it received an average, if not favorable review from yours truly. This issue though? Where to even start? Let’s get this out of the way first, you’ve seen this all before. Every single aspect of this issue is something that we’ve seen done again and again, and unless a writer is willing to put a new spin on the proceedings, it just comes across as tedious. The first four pages of this issue have the High Evolutionary telling us the origins of mankind that we’ve seen in Marvel books done to death. Listen, if the book wants to go down this route, that’s great, but if it doesn’t directly impact the story in any way, you’re just spinning your wheels.

The characters in this issue range from anger-inducing to annoying to present. The drama which springs from nowhere in the case of the verbal assault between Justice and Sun Girl seems manufactured, and almost comes across as something on a checklist of past Marvel team books that a writer had to knock out early in the proceedings. Haechi, breaking down from being a “freak” (again, something we’ve never seen before…), causes Justice and Sun Girl to start arguing with one another as to whether or not this is a curse or a gift. Sun Girl’s solution? Shoot Haechi in the face! If Yost is trying to make us like his pet character, it’s not coming across. After much more bickering, the four decide that they need to find Nova…and that’s it.New Warriors 3-2

Meanwhile, on the other side of boredom, Scarlet Spider, Aracely, Water Snake and Nova are in the clutches of the High Evolutionary, which supplies a cool moment here and there at least (Kaine using his ability to talk to spiders to escape, and Nova rushing back to the rescue with a cool moment letting him shine, “I am the help!). Though even here, with the more appealing characters of the story, there’s little to be found. Kaine having to say that he’s “not Spider-Man” over and over to Nova wasn’t funny the first time it happened, and continued not to be funny the several following times.

New Warriors 3-3I feel like you could have cut this issue in half and nothing of value would have been lost. A new series has a very real problem when the third issue comes across as boring and repetitive. Originally, I was really pulling for this book and figured it was a great way to prop up characters who either couldn’t, or never could, support their own title. This series is losing me with each passing issue and Yost needs to really pull a rabbit out of his hat to win me back.

The art, which had been a saving grace with me for the past two issues, seems really rushed this issue. Characters in the background seem to be extremely simplistic and lacking of detail, and the backgrounds themselves are devoid of anything for the most part, outside of a beige or blue texture filling it in. 

Grade: D-

9 Responses to “New Warriors #3 Review”

  1. #1 Lockdown says:

    I am so disappointed in this series. I will be doing a vidcast on it next month.

  2. #2 Enigma_2099 says:

    Kaine’s book was cancelled to stick him in here. Was it worth it?

  3. #3 George Berryman says:

    I like Yost but the plot holes in this title are wide enough to drive a Hellicarrier through.

    Why were Justice and Speedball in New Salem to begin with?

    Is Justice actually trying to get a team together or not?
    Issue #1 – Vertigo asks if he’s starting the New Warriors up again. Justice doesn’t say much.
    Issue #3 – When a group acts like they want to go face a threat together Justice slams on the brakes and says “Let’s just go find the Avengers.” Apparently he forgot that they already did that a couple of hours earlier in issue #2; the Avengers weren’t home.

    Why are the Evolutionaries just going after the people who comprise this team? We never see or hear that they’re approaching this full scale around the world against other heroes/villains/mutants.

    It’s all pretty sloppy.

  4. #4 Barrel Jumper says:

    Why is every character drawn like they are 12 years old?

  5. #5 ryan3178 says:

    Why is Vance actling the New Warriors is a bad thing? During Slott and Gage’s run on Avengers: The Initiative, Vance was all about: “We didn’t kill those kids in Stanford, Nitro did.” “The New Warriors are great, so stop trashing us.” Now he’s all: “Wahhaaaa… we can’t be a team again, we need the Avengers.

  6. #6 scarletspider77 says:

    This series seems DOA. I hate that the Scarlet Spider got canned for this. I can’t see this lasting past 7 issues.

  7. #7 FT95 says:

    I don’t see this being nearly as bad as it’s reviewed. That being said it’s the first time Kaine actually gets out of the background, and that’s disappointing cause I started reading to see the Scarlet Spider follow-up.

  8. #8 Hobo-Goblin says:

    Scarlet Spider wasn’t “canceled for this”. Scarlet Spider was canceled because it was no longer profitable for Marvel. It had been on the cancellation bubble for quite awhile. And a # 1 issue was more likely to sell more than Scarlet Spider # 26.

    If anything, Kaine’s fans should be happy that he still gets a starring role in an ongoing comic nowadays. I know I am. I don’t think this book is anything special yet, but it certainly isn’t as atrocious as people are making it out to be.

    @#3-

    Justice and Speedball have been road-tripping around since Avengers Academy ended. It seemed to be more about “finding themselves” and having adventures than forming a new team.

    I think he’s more likely to try and get in touch with the Avengers, because A. It’s an “Avengers World” now apparently, and B. He’s always been a massive Avengers fanboy.

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