Alford Notes: Amazing Spider-Man Annual #1

ann1-coverThe title page boasts of three TITANIC TALES told in the MIGHTY MARVEL MANNER by the BEST NAMES IN THE COMICS BIZ (Who could it be? Peter David? Nick Spencer? Alan Moore? Wow! I can’t wait!) and the cover proudly proclaims “Spidey goes global!” Which is just the bait Spider-Man fans need to shell out another $5, I’m sure.  So, is this annual worth your investment?  Read on, MARVEL ZOMBIES, and I’ll march you through each story in this CRAFTY CRAWLSPACE COLUMN! (Hey, alliteration and all caps is really fun!  I see why Stan Lee did it so much!)

Before I review these stories, I must say that I did not approach this with a open mind.  I’m already shelling out more money for Spider-Man comics right now due to the added Clone Conspiracy books and the introduction of Renew Your Vows.  With the padded price on this issue for what I was sure to be three stock stories, my hopes for this were low.  If I wasn’t reviewing it, I know I would have passed on it without giving it a fair shot. I’m wondering why Marvel chose now to release this instead of later when were not in the middle of a big event (other than the fact that we seem to be one big event after the other, so when would be a good time?)


Writers – Humberto Ramos and Christos Gage
Artist – Francisco Herrera
Colorist – Fernanda Rizo

ann1-goddessStory – Peter Parker is in Mexico (they got the flag right!) giving out a Benjamin Parker Scholarship to a very cocky kid named Mateo Rodriguez.  Suddenly an earthquake happens which releases the ancient Aztec goddess Itzpapalotl, who seems to be bent on destroying the city (those Aztec gods really know how to party).  Peter ditches the little brat to go change into Spider-Man.  He calls Parker Industries to get some intel on this goddess and luckily Veronica Diaz was taking a break from filming Fear the Walking Dead and was able to help him out.  She tells himm of a jade mask that should be directly underneath the city that can imprison Itzpapalotl again.  Spidey of course does this and all is saved, except we find out that this wasn’t an accident.  Diablo, a villain that can use alchemy to modify material into what he wants, wanted the jade mask and needed to create an earthquake to get the goddess free of it.  He secretly made a replica so that Spider-Man could imprison her again then proceeds to tell us that he is collecting all nine masks of death.

Thoughts – Whenever we get first and last names of side characters, it usually is a reference on the part of the writer.  Christos Gage wowed me  with Burke and Hare (the Resurrection Men) in an earlier issue, so I looked up young Mateo.  Seems to be a reference to a vampire on Immortal, a series that I have really no knowledge of.  That character is a CEO and this character jokes about being a CEO, so I am assuming that this was the reference they were going for.

I’m not a fan of the artist’s style here (I prefer a more standard ’80s approach, personally), but I really dug these layouts for the earthquake page:


Since I love mythology, I was very interested in Itzpapalotl.  I am not as familiar with Aztec mythology as I am with other pantheons, so I stopped reading the comic and started researching (hey, I’m an English teacher – it’s what we do in our spare time – that and read grammar books).  I checked my favorite myth site, God Checker.  This is what they had to say:

The aptly-named Flint Claw Butterfly

Rules over the paradise realm of TOMOANCHAN.

She’s a desirable looking Goddess who will give you the glad eye. But we urge you to resist, for just one embrace and she becomes the Obsidian Butterfly Maiden.

Stone knives pop out from her eyes, mouth… and parts we would rather not mention due to delicacy, embarrassment and utter shock.

I’ll spare you the rest of my research, but this I cannot let slide:

ann1-ironyThe real pity is that Diablo doesn’t know what irony is any more than Alanis Morrissette.  People, a coincidence is NOT irony.  However, this panel is not a total loss.  I am quite interested in finding out more about Diablo’s quest for the masks of death.  I am particularly interested if it involves eight more obscure deities from other cultures.  I am guessing that Gage has plans on continuing this story in some later publications.  Plus, according my Diablo experiences (which is only that Dexter Bennett story and the Grim Hunt), that jade mask is only temporary, which means we could see the Obsidian Butterfly once again.

This panel does have another redeeming quality and that is that it brings us our extra credit of the issue:

EXTRA CREDIT – Diablo calls his minions homunculi.  Which Pixar movie featured homunculi?

Grade – a nice little story with art I really didn’t care for, but got me interested for the follow up.  I’m throwing in bonus points for the excuse to research obscure Aztec deities:



Writers – James Asmus
Penciler – Cory Smith
Inkers – Scott Hanna, Roberto Poggi, and Lorenzo Ruggiero
Colorist – Rain Beredo

In case you are asking yourself, “Gee, they said these were tales told by the greatest names in the comics biz, but who is James Asmus?” Well you remember how fantastic Superior Foes of Spider-Man was?  How each each issue was better than the one before it and left you eager for the next month’s issue (except for #10 which was a dud told by a different writer than the previous issues)? Well, James Asmus is guy who wrote it!  Wait, I’m checking my sources here… Oh, he was the guy who wrote issue #10…

Don’t worry, though.  Asmus will have little chance to screw up Spider-Man as he really doesn’t play a part in this story (which means it could easily be a featured story in the current ASM title).

The Story – Dagger hasn’t been feeling good since her last brush with Mr. Negative.  She and Cloak have not left Shanghai and she has subjected herself, quite uncharacteristically, to being poked and prodded by doctors and scientists from Parker Industries.  Meanwhile, Mr. Negative’s minions break in to steal Dr. Wu’s antidote to the Shade patch.  The Neon Dragon shows up and taints Dr. Wu until Cloak, Dagger, and two Parker Industries employees using Spider-Man tech show up and save the day, leaving Spider-Man, who shows up at the end (he was all the way in Mexico, after all), to clean up all the mess (cue rim shot).

Thoughts – Meh.  The jokes are pretty funny for the most part.  The art is decent for a back up story.  It is somewhat nice to see that the Shanghai supporting cast continues to exist even when Spidey is not around.  It also sets up another Mr. Negative story in Shanghai, which is neither a positive or negative for me.  We do get two items of interest in this story:

Apparently, Dagger has been using Peter Parker’s personal ninja trainer while she’s holed up in Shanghai.


Plus we get our Onomatopoeia of the Issue!


On a scale of 1 (POW) to 10 (BLRKBQRKPQRBLNB), this rates a 4.  Why so low?  While it has the perk of being unpronounceable, it just doesn’t have the timeless quality of BLRKBQRKPQRBLNB.

Grade – Well, it was a back up story.  Does the writer have potential?  I think so, but this story just did not showcase it.  Plus I am judging him on his fill in issue of SFOSM and this back up story, so I’m sure he wasn’t burning the midnight oil to perfect them.



Writers – Wayne Brady and Jonathan Mangum
Artist – Bruno Olivera
Colorist – Lee Loughridge

Well, Brady and Mangum should be pleased to get heralded as some of the greatest names in the biz as this is their first attempt at writing a comic (although they would like to do more).  There seems to be a small movement in Marvel to bring in celebrities to write comics.  Penn Jillette just wrote an issue of Spider-Man/Deadpool. What?  You didn’t know Penn wrote #11?  Well, just pick any random panel and his comic character will tell you.  That was painful to get through.

While Brady and Mangum put themselves into the comic, they don’t make the joke of also being the writer at all, much less EVERY PAGE.

ann1-jokesThe Story – Spider-Man gets heckled by a crook and a by stander for reusing the same jokes.  Spider-Man, worried that he’s lost his funny, decides to enroll in an improv class run by, you  guessed it (you’re so smart!) Wayne Brady and Jonathan Mangum.  After going through his classes, he comes back funnier than ever and saves the day while cracking new jokes.

Thoughts – Not much to say about this one.  Again, it passes for a back up story.  Brady and Mangum are not reading the current story line and this is a generic one shot story that could be placed in any Spider-Man comic.  I didn’t find the jokes to be a laugh a minute, but they weren’t painful.

Grade – Average


Overall Grade

Am I glad I paid $5 for this issue?  No.  Was it nice to see some regular one shot Spidey stories?  You betcha!  I was happier after reading this than I was going into it.  I would have enjoyed it much better six months later on Marvel Unlimited, though.


Your Turn

What grade would you give it?  Did you buy it or did you see the price tag and dropped it?


’nuff said!

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(10) Comments

  1. herbiepopnecker

    Now that I've (sorta) actually read it.... Don't care for the Manga style stuff, so pretty much skipped that part of the book. Brady and Mangum tale was so-so. Over-all? A waste of money, to be honest. And didn't Amazing Spider-Man Annual #1 come out in 1964?

  2. Evan

    That first story sounds to me like an episode of The 13 Ghosts of Scooby-Doo minus Vincent Price. Or maybe I just had that on my mind because your alliteration at the beginning reminded me of a prologue featuring the Old Witch or Crypt-Keeper.I wonder if, generally, the Onomatopoeia Of The Issue can be ranked higher simply by virtue of its lacking vowels. As for this particular issue's OOTI, can you imagine having that as your hand in Scrabble? Yipes.Once again, thank you, Mark, for bearing the cost of this issue so that we don't have to.

  3. herbiepopnecker

    Just had my copy pulled as an "adjustment". Another week or so and my order's complete for the month ... happy happy /read read.

  4. Mark Alford - Post author

    Well, a no-prize would show how I didn't make a mistake (because I never make mistakes, except for dating Jan in college - that was a big mistake!). You see, what I meant was the art has descended from the normal quality. Yeah. It was a descent. That works, right? But I changed it for sake of clarity.:)

  5. herbiepopnecker

    I asked allnewcomics for this, even though I don't have a sub, was told there would be a note on my hope it's pulled next week. Ordered because of Wayne B. writing a story :)

  6. Jack

    The answer is No, I won't burn $5 on B-list stories.These annuals are good ways to try out talent on Spidey, but it doesn't sound like this was too great. And that Ramos art looked even more a-kilter and Saturday-morning-cartoon than usual.Marvel writers like to make it sound like writing a comic is a highly-refined skill, but hiring one-shot celebs to write them blows up that conceit.I think they have a Cloak and Dagger mini coming up, so this is a promotional preview I guess.Diablo has always been a goofy villain, mostly because of the ridiculous costume. A long-ago FF story made him out to have been vampirized, but it looks like they dropped that. I think the character always had potential -- a Spanish alchemist who mingles black magic and chemistry to wreak havoc. But Marvel always sticks with the silly 1960s model.

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