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Jimbo's Origin
Our tale begins
in the American southeast, where a battle is taking place between Hank
Pym/Ant-Man/Giant-Man/Goliath/Yellowjacket/Dr. Pym and his arch-enemy (who
ever the hell that may be, seeing how Egghead is dead, but my guess would
be that his worst enemy is himself). Suddenly, the battle takes a turn for
the worst, as a sudden blow knocks Pym unconscious and reverts him to
Ant-Man mode, and knocks him out of site (I don't know who his sparing
partner is, but the guy is strong, possibly Atlas). Pym lands in the
orange soda of one JIMBO. Watching Star Trek reruns, Jimbo doesn't notice
the tiny man in his cool refreshing beverage, and gulps down the doomed
avenger.
Due to the affect of Pym particles on his body, Jimbo soon discovers that
he has powers mirroring those of his second favorite superhero (Spider-Man
being his first) Hank Pym a.k.a. Goliath, who has mysteriously gone
missing. In honor of the missing hero, and a great desire to wear spandex
(possibly rooting from reading too many comic books), Jimbo becomes
REDNECK GOLIATH and fights along side the proud group known as THE
CRAWLSPACE AVENGERS! As for Hank Pym, lets just say that after going
through Jimbo's digestive system, he had a "burial at sea".
-Jimbo a.k.a Redneck Goliath
P.S. Brad, I think you should have somebody draw a superheroish group
picture of the Crawlspace Avengers, letting each member tell how they want
there costumes to look. Personally I like the current Goliath costume,
only make it red with the Stars and Bars (Confederate flag) across the
chest, like Union Jack. Plus, give it a pot belly (a side effect of the
Pym particles, I swear) and one of those huge belt buckles you people
think us southerners wear. What do you think?