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April Fools Jokes April 1, 2013 6

Betty Brant Podcast episode 1

By popular demand, here is the first episode of the “Betty Brant Podcast”. In this episode we discuss… * The top 10 horrible Betty moments. * Is Betty based on Flo from the Marvel […]

Bertone Hates Betty April 5, 2012 15

Bertone Hates Betty #6

by Bertone

I hope everyone enjoyed my April Fool’s joke! With that out of the way, I wanted to address some things that Betty did in “Venom” issue 15. The issue came out today so be warned […]

April Fools Jokes April 1, 2012 11

Bertone Loves Betty

by Bertone

If there is one thing my fellow Spidey fans know about me, it’s that I love the character of Betty Brant and can’t get enough of her. See that picture? Even Peter can’t stop gushing […]

Bertone Hates Betty January 31, 2012 18

Bertone Hates Betty #5

by Bertone

Yikes! With that look in her eyes we know that Ms. Brant can’t be up to any good! I’ve gone on record a few times saying that Betty’s worst moment is either “Amazing Spider-Man” issue […]

Bertone Hates Betty January 18, 2012 10

Flash and Betty: Special Bulletin

by Bertone

The above scene is from “Venom” issue 12 which came out this week. This current arc has been really good and I suggest everyone check it out. Why is this scene of interest to us? […]

Bertone Hates Betty November 22, 2011 22

Happy 26th Birthday Josh Lapin-Bertone

by Brad Douglas

Happy birthday to our good friend Josh Bertone. He’s a regular on the podcast and also contributes to the site with Spider-Memories and the ever popular Bertone Hates Betty articles. So please join me in […]

Bertone Hates Betty October 29, 2011 21

Bertone hates Betty #4

by Bertone

Welcome back everyone! First I’d like to clear up some confusion. When “Flash and Betty” concluded and I annouced it was over, many people misunderstood and assumed the whole “Bertone hates Betty” feature was ending. […]

Bertone Hates Betty September 20, 2011 12

Flash and Betty part 9: Sha Shan’s Brand New Big Time

by Bertone

What a summer this has been! We are now at the conclusion of our Betty/Flash retrospective. I can’t believe this took nine parts! It’s hard to believe we’ve reached the end! There will […]

Bertone Hates Betty August 28, 2011 11

Flash and Betty part 8: Friendly Neighborhood Tantric Energy

by Bertone

Welcome back to our tour of one of the most dysfunctional relationships in the Spider-Man universe! This edition is going to be a bit different. For the first time in the “Flash and Betty” retrospective, […]

Bertone Hates Betty August 24, 2011 16

Video Proof of Why Betty Brant Is A Horrible Person

by Brad Douglas

Many thanks to our friend Greg XB for putting this video together. He was inspired by Bertone’s Betty articles which you can find on this link. The last scene is priceless.

Hornacek on Craig’s Critique: Amazing Spider-Man #29 (Legacy #993): “Spore, Huh, Yeah, What Is He Good For? Absolutely Nothing, Say It Again, Y’all!”: “@Evan Berry: “Sha-la-la-laa!” What would we do baby … with out us? “Remember when Peter learned the ‘Way of the…” May 26, 18:24
Evan Berry on Craig’s Critique: Amazing Spider-Man #29 (Legacy #993): “Spore, Huh, Yeah, What Is He Good For? Absolutely Nothing, Say It Again, Y’all!”: “@Hornacek — Sha-la-la-laa! Remember when Peter learned the “Way of the Spider” from Shang-Chi? That’s what the training with Daredevil…” May 26, 13:00
Comet Omelette on Spider-Tracer: Top Ten Spider-Man Characters Co-Created by Gerry Conway: “I have a soft spot for the Tarantula.” May 25, 11:08
Hornacek on Craig’s Critique: Amazing Spider-Man #29 (Legacy #993): “Spore, Huh, Yeah, What Is He Good For? Absolutely Nothing, Say It Again, Y’all!”: “@Aqu@: “Maybe I’m missing context, but since when Peter needs to train his spidersense with Daredevil?” Spidey was defeated by…” May 22, 06:13
Aqu@ on Craig’s Critique: Amazing Spider-Man #29 (Legacy #993): “Spore, Huh, Yeah, What Is He Good For? Absolutely Nothing, Say It Again, Y’all!”: “I skimmed the review to see where we’re at with ASM nowadays, without spoiling myself too much since I’m still…” May 22, 05:52
Treyvon Williams on MARCO SPEAKS SPIDEY: Spectacular Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026) #1 Review: “This was a decent Spider-Man story. It mainly retells us about past events that have happened over the past years…” May 20, 22:10
Hornacek on Craig’s Critique: Amazing Spider-Man #27 (Legacy #991): “The Real Torment Was The Ending” or “MJ Lets Torment Go”: “@Jack: RIP Paul.” May 20, 01:40
Brad Douglas on New Marvel Legends Spider-Man 67 and Future Foundation Figures Revealed!: “Sold!!!” May 19, 23:18
Evan Berry on New Marvel Legends Spider-Man 67 and Future Foundation Figures Revealed!: “I think that the hope is that people will buy more than one so that they can re-create the meme!…” May 19, 07:26
Jack on Craig’s Critique: Amazing Spider-Man #27 (Legacy #991): “The Real Torment Was The Ending” or “MJ Lets Torment Go”: “Hi everybody. Three years ago, I had a heart attack and a stroke. I’ve had lots of therapy. I’m feeling…” May 19, 04:51

Betty Brant Podcast episode 1

Bertone Hates Betty #6

Bertone Loves Betty

Bertone Hates Betty #5

Flash and Betty: Special Bulletin

Happy 26th Birthday Josh Lapin-Bertone

Bertone hates Betty #4

Flash and Betty part 9: Sha Shan’s Brand New Big Time

Flash and Betty part 8: Friendly Neighborhood Tantric Energy

Video Proof of Why Betty Brant Is A Horrible Person

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