Mar
12 2010
Posted by: BD in Spider-Captions
What happens when you’re broke and have no job….no leftovers. Here’s the latest Spider-Caption, leave a funny caption in the comment thread.
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March 12th, 2010 at 1:50 am
Is this where I left my soul?
March 12th, 2010 at 4:52 am
Peter: Well, I’ve thwipped the eggs
MJ: Oh god, no wonder they taste so sticky. I said WHIP the eggs.
Peter: Eep!
March 12th, 2010 at 5:53 am
Old BND Spidey
Went to the cupboard,
To eat a hard roll,
When he came there,
The cupboard was bare,
Just like what he’d done to his soul.
March 12th, 2010 at 8:45 am
With great power comes… an empty refrigerator.
I bet the FF have food.
March 12th, 2010 at 1:07 pm
He’s wearing the movie back symbol
March 12th, 2010 at 1:58 pm
So, I guess what MJ whispered to Mephisto was “make sure you put the leftover Lasagna in MY fridge”…
March 12th, 2010 at 8:33 pm
It’s the negative calorie zone.
March 12th, 2010 at 9:20 pm
Then Peter makes a deal with Mephisto to bring back the leftover pizza he ate two days prior…
March 12th, 2010 at 10:34 pm
“Out of milk, out of eggs, and out of luck!”
March 13th, 2010 at 12:02 am
“Well, my spider-sense is not tingling, which means that Michelle didn’t tamper with the yogurt today.”
March 13th, 2010 at 5:33 pm
Damn Michelle Has Struck Again! Damn B***h! First She Says To Stay Out of HER Fridge! Cool I Got This Fridge From Aunt may And JJJ.SR Stacked With Enough Food To Fill The Thing And The HULK’ Belly For Months. And She goes Commando And Raids MY Fridge. Maybe That Dream I had Yesterday About Getting Her Lungs Filled With Webs Was A sign from The Beyonder. And i’ll Dress as Black Suited Spidey and Everyone Will Think It was The “Real” Avenger’s Spider-Man!!! I am A True Genius!! Kill To Evil Birds with on Heroic Stone! Maybe im going F**king insane? What Would ol’ uncle Ben Think? I’m Sure He’ll Be Proud Of Me! Michelle is A True B***h Who Deserves To Die And, Goddamn it Gargan Has Been Eating Hookers and Leaving Them In JJJ.Jr’s Bed So Why can’t He Kill Somebody?
March 15th, 2010 at 3:48 am
lol… extreme spider, you got issues, bud.