Spider-Captions #103

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1. Spidey: Sorry about your back and last night…here have some flowers, at least these are real

2. Where did the image go?

3. Do you think Moose and Squirrel will be fooled by Fearless Leaders devious plan?

4. My Spider-sense is tingling!!

5. That is the worst post-op I’ve ever seen.

6. Now you know why there are special effect in movies.

7. Spidey thinking to himself: “Mayb I should’ve married Natasha instead. Oh I forgot, I never got married”

8. I really hope that isn’t a woman.

9. I know what this is, its issue #1 of Volume 9 of the What If series. Its title “What if Adrian Toomes were the Black Widow”

10. Spidey is thinking ” I think this is the worst skrull impostor of all time. They didn’t even get the gender right.”

11. Spidey: You can even shave a flower this new razor.

    Black Widow: Yes, your face will be smooth for hours like mine.

    Spidey:….face?

12. Don’t pick the flowers.

    Sincerely,
    Flower Man!

13. “Thats a man” man.

14. This is why Peter should never get drunk.

15. The ‘Crying Game” comes to mind.

16. Hey Kids!, Spidey here with yet another round of: ONE THING’S SUSPICIOUS, ONE THING ISN’T.
    Up first, we have this pot of roses….
    …. then there’s this “Black Widow”…..

17. *sobs*