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Brad Douglas
View articlesBrad created the Crawlspace back in 1998 while attending college at the University of Missouri-Columbia. He’s the webmaster and writes front page news items, and also produces, hosts and edits the podcast. He’s been collecting Spider-Man comics since the age of three and is a life-long fan of the webhead. His website has been featured in USA Today, Entertainment Weekly and on Marvel.com and inside the comics themselves. The Crawlspace is one of the first Spider-Man fan sites to ever hit the internet. Millions of people visit the site every year.
Brad has interviewed several “Spider-Celebrities” over the years including co-creator Stan Lee. He’s also interviewed actors who have portrayed Spider-Man like Paul Soles (Voice Actor from the 67 Spider-Man Cartoon), Dan Gilvezan (Spidey Voice Actor from Spider-Man & His Amazing Friends) ,Yuri Lownthal (Voice Actor from the Spider-Man PlayStation game) and Nicholas Hammond (Spider-Man 1977 Actor).
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I…I…I……
I can’t lose to him, HE’S CHEATING!!!!! STILLWILL
“For my next impression… Jesse Owens!”
“Proportionate Speed of a desperate commuter!”
I always wondered if that “proportional speed of a spider” thing was just B.S. Now I know the answer…
The new suit still needs some modifications…
I’m on the set, angry fanboys start chasing me,
and next thing I know…?!?
Ok, I’ll slow up juuust enough to come in 2nd and I’ll tell this guy I slightly sprained my ankle but I want a rematch for $100 and BAM Ba Ha ha ha This will be just like shooting fish in a barrel.
“Oh no Im losing speed, losing my powers. This can mean only one thing, my greatest enemy of all time has returned, the common cold!!!!”
I can’t caption this… I’m laughing too hard!!!
hahahahaha
This isn’t where Spidey’s strength is. With that outfit he should be taking on Apollo Ono in speed skating.
“Somebody webbed my foot to the ground… I can’t move… what’s happening!?”
Another change, in the new movie Spidey will be Kenyan.
Unfortunately, spidey did not gain the silver medal, after the drug sample revealed that he had radioactive blood.
Damn. Even Spidey can’t catch Usain Bolt…
Lol, feeling sick and I come on to the site and see this…
Now I’m in pain from laughing.
I’m faster than a speeding bullet! I think I am, I think I am!!!! Oh, wait…..wrong superhero!