I thought Spidey had his dream job and didn’t have to do side jobs anymore. Anyway, here’s the latest Spider-Captions. Add a funny caption in the comment section. The funnier the better.
Brad Douglas
View articlesBrad created the Crawlspace back in 1998 while attending college at the University of Missouri-Columbia. He’s the webmaster and writes front page news items, and also produces, hosts and edits the podcast. He’s been collecting Spider-Man comics since the age of three and is a life-long fan of the webhead. His website has been featured in USA Today, Entertainment Weekly and on Marvel.com and inside the comics themselves. The Crawlspace is one of the first Spider-Man fan sites to ever hit the internet. Millions of people visit the site every year.
Brad has interviewed several “Spider-Celebrities” over the years including co-creator Stan Lee. He’s also interviewed actors who have portrayed Spider-Man like Paul Soles (Voice Actor from the 67 Spider-Man Cartoon), Dan Gilvezan (Spidey Voice Actor from Spider-Man & His Amazing Friends) ,Yuri Lownthal (Voice Actor from the Spider-Man PlayStation game) and Nicholas Hammond (Spider-Man 1977 Actor).
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Dontcha wish your girlfriend was like Spidey? Dontcha wish your girlfriend was a freaked Spidey? Dontcha? Dontcha baby dontcha?
“Does whatever a Spider can”.
This looks like a deleted scene from Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man 3 dance sequence…
Obviously a scene from the upcoming reboot. Reimagining PEter’s short lived career as a wrestler and updating it to a pole dancer job. He has to stay on the pole for three minutes to get paid.
Well time to find out the hard way if this pole is stick or none stick.
The unpublished Spider-man and Stilt-man fight.
“Work it, you whore!’
“Now, ma’am, that’s not called f–AUNT MAY?!!!”
We finally see footage from the ‘Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark’ musical!
and here we see Spidey training for the upcoming Spiderman Porn Parody!
Me: Spidey, there are men out there. I had no idea…
Spidey: Didn’t you hear? I’m an equal opportunity crimefighter….
Me: … YOU’RE DANCING ON A FLIPPIN’ POLE YOU DOLT!!!! Next you’re gonna tell me there was more to that pic than we realized aren’t…
Spidey: … shut up.
With great power comes the great responsibility to RULE THE POLE!
BND Spidey finally found a way to solve his money problems.
First the bed-hopping, then mask sex, an announced porn parody is in the works…and now THIS???
Oh, what the Brand New-verse hath wrought!