Here is the 60th edition of Spider-Captions. Please leave a funny caption in the comment section. The funnier the better.
Brad Douglas
View articlesBrad created the Crawlspace back in 1998 while attending college at the University of Missouri-Columbia. He’s the webmaster and writes front page news items, and also produces, hosts and edits the podcast. He’s been collecting Spider-Man comics since the age of three and is a life-long fan of the webhead. His website has been featured in USA Today, Entertainment Weekly and on Marvel.com and inside the comics themselves. The Crawlspace is one of the first Spider-Man fan sites to ever hit the internet. Millions of people visit the site every year.
Brad has interviewed several “Spider-Celebrities” over the years including co-creator Stan Lee. He’s also interviewed actors who have portrayed Spider-Man like Paul Soles (Voice Actor from the 67 Spider-Man Cartoon), Dan Gilvezan (Spidey Voice Actor from Spider-Man & His Amazing Friends) ,Yuri Lownthal (Voice Actor from the Spider-Man PlayStation game) and Nicholas Hammond (Spider-Man 1977 Actor).
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“Too young? Don’t worry about it. I’m a comic character; I don’t age, so in a few years you’ll be legal to do this.”
Anyone notice that physique? It’s plainly obvious. Jack Black fit his fat ass into a Spidey suit again. Probably has that damn Yoda tattoo on his lips again. “Make out with me you must.” Don’t know what I’m talking about? Youtube the MTV Movie Awards with Jack Black and Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Now that’s dedication. He doesn’t even move he is so dedicated to his craft.
“Why didn’t she kiss the BLACK Spider-Man?”
OR
“Excuse me sir, please take a seat over there …”
This just in: Spider-man has become New York’s number one bike parker. Reports claim that has been seen kissing a strange little girl. Is this his daughter? Find out tonight on TMZ.
“well at least its not raining” *thunbder* “dammit! I don’t want water up my nose again!”
woah woah woah, LADY! u kiss it u buy it.
“I can see right up your nose!”
wait’ll I tell my friends I kissed the head model for Ultimate Comics Spider-Man!
Hey Spider Dude I hope you won’t mind a kiss for webbing up my bike Thanks again. (Uh Oh I’d better not tell Mary Jane I fix bikes for smooches she’s likely to kill me)