Amazing Spider-Man #500 (#59)
“Happy Birthday Part-Three”
Writers: J. Michael Straczynski
Penciler: John Romita Jr. & John Romita Sr.
Inker: Scott Hanna
PLOT: Last issue, Spider-Man and Doctor Strange accidentally get trapped inside the moments in between time. Spider-Man leaves Dr. Strange’s side in an attempt to save MJ but now finds himself lost in the past and the future of his own life. He witnesses his future self get shot down in a last stand. Time shifts and then he sees himself right before being bitten by the radiated spider that made him who he is. Spider-Man has the chance to intervene and change everything, but decides not to and let life take its course. Dr. Strange finally finds Spider-man and throws him a lifeline to get back. The only problem is that Spider-Man has to literally jump through all the battles of his past and catch up to the future. After a roller coaster and tiresome sequence of events, Spider-Man is able to get back to the point in time before our heroes mistakenly brought back Dormammu to this dimension. Spider-Man warns the heroes of what will happen, and pleads for more time until Dr. Strange can show up and finish the battle via magic. The heroes trust Spidey, and that is exactly what happens. Spider-Man then informs Dr. Strange of what he had just gone through, and Strange gives Spidey a present that was somehow in his pocket. Spider-man returns home to celebrate his birthday with his loved ones. After the festivities, Peter goes to the roof of the apartment and examines the gift given by Strange. It turns out that this gift magically brings back Uncle Ben to speak with Peter for five minutes. After a heart to heart, Peter realizes that even through all his trials and tribulations, he is happy with his life. With that, Uncle Ben disappears.
LIKES: A great book for the nostalgic Spider-Man fan. The artwork was phenomenal. JRjr’s pencils blew me away especially through all the fight scenes. JRsr’s work was appropriate. I don’t know whom else I would choose to pencil such as emotional scene with Uncle Ben than JRsr. The story was good, but more of a flashback issue. I was expecting something huge for issue #500, and that was just not the case.
DISLIKES: The story was good, but more of a flashback issue. I was expecting something huge for issue #500, and that was just not the case. There is also too much Dr. Strange and other hero involvement. JMS uses this opportunity as a launching point to his Dr. Strange mini-series, and I fell that this is not the appropriate forum to do that.
RATING: 4 webheads out of 5. A very nice compilation of Spider-Man’s past and possible future, but not the huge story I expected for such a milestone issue.
Reviewed by AC-WEB (Ariel Chaidez)
Adam Schingle
View articlesLifelong fan of Spider-Man. My secret identity is Adam S.
You might be interested in …
Craig’s Critique: Amazing Spider-Man Annual #1 (Legacy #N/A) – 2023: Demon With A New Mask On, and When Aunts Attack!
by Hornacek
Amazing Spider-Man Annual #1 (Legacy #N/A) – 2023: Demon With A New Mask On, and When Aunts Attack! (This annual passes Puddin’s “Do I want to rub my chin against it?’ test.) I forgot about […]
Amazing Spider-Man #790 Review: The Bogenrieder Perspective
… I honestly don’t know what to say right now. I dunno, I’ll just use some meta humor and get on with this schtick. Here’s a forced, but admittedly witty remark about Legacy and how […]
Craig’s Critique: Amazing Spider-Man #36 (Legacy #930): “Rek-Rap, P.I.”, or “sihT nO 99.4$ tnepS I???”
by Hornacek
The “Sinful Spider-Man” saga is over. Gang War is on the horizon. But first we have the return of 2023’s breakout character that you(1) demanded: REK-RAP! (What a nice cover … that has nothing to […]
Crawlspace Discord

Social
Recent Comments
Angus MacFrankenstein on Marvel Comics is Moving to California; Stephen Wacker Becomes EIC: “Uh-oh. I began listening to the Crawlspace shortly before Wacker began editing the Spider-Man books with that combative style, and…” Jul 18, 15:50
Mister Mets on Marvel Comics is Moving to California; Stephen Wacker Becomes EIC: “This might be a good time for the Crawlspace to repost the earlier interviews with Wacker.” Jul 16, 15:34
Hornacek on MARCO SPEAKS SPIDEY: Punisher vs. Spider-Man #1 Review: “The start of this issue is very annoying, as it deliberately tries to fool the reader into thinking the Punisher…” Jul 16, 09:34
Bill Slattery III on Spider-Tracer: Boomerang’s 10 Best Costumes: “I was originally only planning to discuss three… and then I did some digging and found at least ten costumes!…” Jul 14, 16:56
Hornacek on Spider-Tracer: Boomerang’s 10 Best Costumes: “I was today years old when I learned that Boomerang had 10 different costumes over the years.” Jul 14, 06:00
Hornacek on Craig’s Critique: Amazing Spider-Man #31 (Legacy #995): “He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Cousin” or “The First Rule About Super-Villain Fight Club Is …”: “@Quinn: Has there ever been an example of long-lost, never before heard of, friend or relative suddenly appearing and it…” Jul 1, 09:03
Quinn on Craig’s Critique: Amazing Spider-Man #31 (Legacy #995): “He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Cousin” or “The First Rule About Super-Villain Fight Club Is …”: “Hey, if nothing else May can win a huge lawsuit. The whole hospitals make mistakes is so lame. I can’t…” Jun 29, 23:45
Hornacek on Craig’s Critique: Amazing Spider-Man #31 (Legacy #995): “He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Cousin” or “The First Rule About Super-Villain Fight Club Is …”: “@Dark Mark: “it is better than i thought it would end up being” That’s like saying a slap in the…” Jun 27, 08:09
Dark Mark on Craig’s Critique: Amazing Spider-Man #31 (Legacy #995): “He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Cousin” or “The First Rule About Super-Villain Fight Club Is …”: ““(Wait, this is the issue where May and Ben explain the birds and the bees to young Peter?)” Hahahaha! I…” Jun 26, 07:19
Evan Berry on Craig’s Critique: Amazing Spider-Man #31 (Legacy #995): “He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Cousin” or “The First Rule About Super-Villain Fight Club Is …”: “@Bruce, not Groos — Thank you for that! I didn’t realize it was a specific word, made up or not.…” Jun 22, 06:57

