Nice comments on the first edition of the “Spider-Captions.” Keep them coming with this party animal!
Brad Douglas
View articlesBrad created the Crawlspace back in 1998 while attending college at the University of Missouri-Columbia. He’s the webmaster and writes front page news items, and also produces, hosts and edits the podcast. He’s been collecting Spider-Man comics since the age of three and is a life-long fan of the webhead. His website has been featured in USA Today, Entertainment Weekly and on Marvel.com and inside the comics themselves. The Crawlspace is one of the first Spider-Man fan sites to ever hit the internet. Millions of people visit the site every year.
Brad has interviewed several “Spider-Celebrities” over the years including co-creator Stan Lee. He’s also interviewed actors who have portrayed Spider-Man like Paul Soles (Voice Actor from the 67 Spider-Man Cartoon), Dan Gilvezan (Spidey Voice Actor from Spider-Man & His Amazing Friends) ,Yuri Lownthal (Voice Actor from the Spider-Man PlayStation game) and Nicholas Hammond (Spider-Man 1977 Actor).
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Spider-Captions # 144
Here’s your chance to write up a funny caption in the comment section. Bring the funny. LOL
Spider-Captions # 280
Happy Labor Day fellow Americans. So what’s Spidey working on in this picture?
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Here’s another Spider-Pic, time for another funny Spider-Caption. Please post them in the comment section.
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Хотя еще до конца непонятно, что там такое происходит, но точно могу сказать, что это не в лучшую сторону!
На Ваш сайт знакомый в аську ссылку кинул. Оказалось ,что не зря 🙂 Понравилось. Тепрь все время читать буду 🙂
And Peter Parker continued his Spider-antics for years to come. However, after so long, it really just got lame.
“Don’t drink the web fluid,” She says, “It’ll swell,” she says… Dang it, MJ, why do you always gotta be right…
Spidey: Hellllllo, ladies!
(Ladies bust out laughing and pointing…)
Spidey: Swingin’ single my a**, Quesada…
Mephisto: “HAHAHAHAH! Punk! Thought you would be able to get MJ back after OMD!”
Bar Patron: Oh… oh god… is that… is that… CAMEL TOE?!?!?!
Bar Patron#2: Naah, the seam splits the beer gut up the middle…
“Hmmmm….maybe it WOULD be better if I was stuck at the age of 22 forever……..”
“Damn, I’m not pulling any women tonight. I KNEW I shouldn’t have worn these shoes!”
“A once proud newspaper editor, J Jonah Jameson in his later years fell into a pit of alcohol abuse and dementia.”
how did I land the redhead AND swoon the Black Cat?
Ask yourself… what self-respecting woman would pass up a piece of THIS?!?!
“Man, it’s tough to bring Spider-Sexy back.”
You guys are cracking me up!!!! Great job so far.
The spider-clone has taken one too many shots.
20 years later — still a virgin.
“I’m never going to another ‘all you can eat’ restaurant with the Blob ever again!”
‘Keep em’ coming until Billy Parker stops harassing Kev Cushing’.
Or if you didn’t like that one,
‘PARKER! Spider-Man’s gone fat and been ordering drinks none stop so get me pictures. By the way how come your so large all of a sudden?’
Next on “When Deals With The Devil Go Wrong” on FOX
“I don’t need instructions to know how to ROCK!”
“Me? Replace Tobey Maguire? Sure!”
“Awww c’mon MJ, there’s more of me to love!”
Bow chicka wow wow…
“After I lost MJ in One More Day, I kinda let myself go…”
That last line wasn’t yours… it made me think of George…
.. where’s my kleenex…
HA,HA…very nice Enigma!
“Just one more drink and till I wake up to a Brand New Day.”
“Damn baby, once you go spider…..you never go back. ”
“I’ve never slept with a ten, but have been with five, two’s. “
Spider-gut
Spider-gut
looks as bloated as your
Spider-butt…
granted, I’m no Adonis, but I know better than to try and squeeze into something that just screams “no.”
“Ladies, I have a four pack.”