It’s a shame when Spider’s attack. Feel free to leave your funny spider-caption in the comment section below.
Brad Douglas
View articlesBrad created the Crawlspace back in 1998 while attending college at the University of Missouri-Columbia. He’s the webmaster and writes front page news items, and also produces, hosts and edits the podcast. He’s been collecting Spider-Man comics since the age of three and is a life-long fan of the webhead. His website has been featured in USA Today, Entertainment Weekly and on Marvel.com and inside the comics themselves. The Crawlspace is one of the first Spider-Man fan sites to ever hit the internet. Millions of people visit the site every year.
Brad has interviewed several “Spider-Celebrities” over the years including co-creator Stan Lee. He’s also interviewed actors who have portrayed Spider-Man like Paul Soles (Voice Actor from the 67 Spider-Man Cartoon), Dan Gilvezan (Spidey Voice Actor from Spider-Man & His Amazing Friends) ,Yuri Lownthal (Voice Actor from the Spider-Man PlayStation game) and Nicholas Hammond (Spider-Man 1977 Actor).
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It’s been awhile since I’ve posted one of these. If you’re new to the site, you need to put a word balloon over Spidey’s head and caption it. Leave your caption in the comment section.
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Bruce Wechtenhiser on Craig’s Critique: Amazing Spider-Man #31 (Legacy #995): “He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Cousin” or “The First Rule About Super-Villain Fight Club Is …”: “@evan berry @hornacek the word in the song was a made up word, “groos”, according to Jeff Lynne, the writer/singer…” Jun 21, 21:47
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Kid: For the last time, I’m not Mary Jane! Get off, this is embarrasing!
This. Is. STILL. Wrong.
Joe Quesada: Here kid, take this Spider-Man doll and go to the local comic shops and say that new readers are enjoying BND.
MARVEL PRESENTS: WHAT IF PETER PARKER WAS A SIAMESE TWIN
Spidey: I’ll ask you ONE more time… what did you do with those 3 girls pillow-fighting in the Spidey socks?
Spidey: Don’t worry!! I’ve got him… drop the pistol, snacky!! *SMACK! SMACK!*
Kid: It’s a water gun… AAAAGH!!!!
I think its funny how the girl is looking at the kid like Spider-Man is real.
Spidey: “Hey guys! I just found a wild kid outside! He has no clue whats going on!”
“Mommy, Mommy! Look what I found! He was dancing down the street and tripped cause he couldn’t see on accounta his emo hairflip and now he’s unconscious…Can I keep him? Pretty please?”
Jim Carrey really wants that Spider-man 4 gig, doesn’t he?
Spidey: Hey sorry kid, I’ve run out of webs and run out of money to boost, you don’t suppose you could give me a ride to Times Square could you?
Kid: Ok but that’s 50$
Spidey: What!
This. Is. Wrong.
Spidey: *KRACK!!!*
*Jumps off humming the Metal Gear Solid theme….*
Kid: Come on Spidey, get off.
Spidey: Shut up and walk!
Kid: I know you’re being taken over by the symbiote but geez.
All I’m gonna say is… thank GOD that kid is riding him on his back… if he were facing the other way, it would be sooo wrong on sooo many levels…