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Brad Douglas
View articlesBrad created the Crawlspace back in 1998 while attending college at the University of Missouri-Columbia. He’s the webmaster and writes front page news items, and also produces, hosts and edits the podcast. He’s been collecting Spider-Man comics since the age of three and is a life-long fan of the webhead. His website has been featured in USA Today, Entertainment Weekly and on Marvel.com and inside the comics themselves. The Crawlspace is one of the first Spider-Man fan sites to ever hit the internet. Millions of people visit the site every year.
Brad has interviewed several “Spider-Celebrities” over the years including co-creator Stan Lee. He’s also interviewed actors who have portrayed Spider-Man like Paul Soles (Voice Actor from the 67 Spider-Man Cartoon), Dan Gilvezan (Spidey Voice Actor from Spider-Man & His Amazing Friends) ,Yuri Lownthal (Voice Actor from the Spider-Man PlayStation game) and Nicholas Hammond (Spider-Man 1977 Actor).
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Весьма возможно. Иногда так действительно случается.
“Who punches a guy in the ass, serriously. Come On, Man. You just don’t go there, mate! Mary Jane’s going to be pissed.”
Sandman: “I’m sure I left my car keys around here somewhere”.
“Ummm … Mephisto? Can you please make me forget this?”
No please ! not my asshole !! ; )
Namor faints after witnessing Spidey’s enima.
Spider-man: “This is what I get for not sending Denny O’Neil and JR a birthday card…”
You’ve been violated girly man!
Marko: Okay you jerks, ENOUGH with the jokes!!! You don’t even have proof that it’s even sand!!!!
Sandman: What?
Villain: Dude, don’t tell me prison was THAT lonely.
Villan: ????
Sandman: What? I was filing down his hemorrhoids…
Spidey: DON’T YOU JUDGE ME!!!!!
Spider-Man”OH!!!Thank you Preparation H Man my hemorrhoid are clearing already”
And that is when the sandman realized he used too much lube.
Joe Quesada, you’ve done it again.
Hehe, that tickles
Oh my God! Spidey’s getting butt fucked by Sandman!!
Years later, a very personal chat at the Parker residence:
Mary Jane: “So, um, Tiger, that’s why you wear the butt plug?”
Peter: “Yup, cup in front, cork in back….ARRRGH! A little to the right, will you? Ahhh, THAT’S better! I don’t know how I managed without you…”
Marvel can’t tell stories like this unless they have a single Spider-man. Sandman would never violate the marriage. 😉
Sandman: here is sand in your ass!
Once again, THIS is why some folks hate fan fiction!
Guy in red: “Oh Namor, that speedo!….”
Behold! The inspiration for Spongebob’s friend Sandy Cheeks.
SM: Wow! I thought only MJ could make it feel this good!!
Spider-Man thinks to himself: What kind of super villain punches someone in the ass?
and that was the day spider-man realized that he liked men
Villan: *SNICKER…* So that’s how you keep the hamster from escaping, right?
Spider-Man: Oh shut up.
Spider-Man: Oh no… my secret webbing cache!!!
Villan: … oh thank god… and may I suggest that in the future, you keep it in a POUCH?!?!?
Holy Hancock! He has just been violated! What the hell was JR JR thinking?!?!
Tony Stark “Oh the Humanity!”
Rape Rape! Stranger Danger!!!!
Ahhh, DAMMIT… my hand, it’s stuck… web fluid in his ass ??? Serious ???
All shall tremble before the might of Diarrhea-Man!
I… I don’t believe it… he managed to top the last pic….