Ok gang, it’s been awhile since I’ve posted a Spider-Caption. Just leave a funny caption for the picture in the comment section. I’ll start off with the first one, check it out.
Brad Douglas
View articlesBrad created the Crawlspace back in 1998 while attending college at the University of Missouri-Columbia. He’s the webmaster and writes front page news items, and also produces, hosts and edits the podcast. He’s been collecting Spider-Man comics since the age of three and is a life-long fan of the webhead. His website has been featured in USA Today, Entertainment Weekly and on Marvel.com and inside the comics themselves. The Crawlspace is one of the first Spider-Man fan sites to ever hit the internet. Millions of people visit the site every year.
Brad has interviewed several “Spider-Celebrities” over the years including co-creator Stan Lee. He’s also interviewed actors who have portrayed Spider-Man like Paul Soles (Voice Actor from the 67 Spider-Man Cartoon), Dan Gilvezan (Spidey Voice Actor from Spider-Man & His Amazing Friends) ,Yuri Lownthal (Voice Actor from the Spider-Man PlayStation game) and Nicholas Hammond (Spider-Man 1977 Actor).
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Drunken Spider-Men and hot Wonder Women. I’d pay $3.99 for this crossover! LOL. Leave a funny caption in the comment section. Bring the funny!
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I don’t know about this one, after snagging the fleshlight forbidden that I saw on the site fleshjackworld.com I can’t see how any other sex toy can beat it – and I’ve tried other good masturbators like the Tenga Flip Hole. But I have to say none of these can match a fleshlight – There is no doubt in my mind, it kicks the shit out of many other male sex toys!
Spider-Pimp checks the merchandise to make sure it’s still in good-working order.
So Mr. Man I understand it burns when you urinate….
LOL, I didn’t even notice the purple pants. Classic!!!!!!!!
Man…this “Real Sex” Doll looked different on the website!
I’m sorry, sir, your Spider-Symbol isn’t up to regulation standards.
Pull my finger.
I PUT THE QUARTER IN 3 MUNUTES AGO! WHERES THE CANDY!?
Spidey: … WHAT?!?!? You have a balloon fetish or something?!?!?
LOOK I TOLD YOU WEARING PURPLE PANTS DOES NOT MAKE YOU THE HULK SO YOU CAN TAKE THIS DAMN STRING OFF ME!! AND STOP STAINGAT ME LIKE THAT.
I enjoyed blowing you… up.
Yes it’s real! Stop looking down there…!!!
“I think he’s fully inflated, boss. Can I stop farting into the machine now?”
Pull my string. I know you want to…
“Hey, Louie… our Hulk balloon got a tear in it. I need you to go out and sit by Spidey for a couple o’ hours while I patch it up. The folks driving by on Highway 74 won’t even know the difference. And for the last *#%$@!in’ time, take that hat off.”
Is that a string in your pants, or are you happy to…oh, wait. Yeah, it’s a string.
No, I will not marry you! Now let me go!!!!!