Ok gang, it’s been awhile since I’ve posted a Spider-Caption. Just leave a funny caption for the picture in the comment section. I’ll start off with the first one, check it out.
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Duck Tape Spidey is our latest picture. Feel free to add a funny comment caption below.
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Evidently the costume was in the wash when Spidey decided to go webslinging. You know the drill, write a funny caption about the picture in the comments section.
Spider-Captions # 289
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I don’t know about this one, after snagging the fleshlight forbidden that I saw on the site fleshjackworld.com I can’t see how any other sex toy can beat it – and I’ve tried other good masturbators like the Tenga Flip Hole. But I have to say none of these can match a fleshlight – There is no doubt in my mind, it kicks the shit out of many other male sex toys!
Spider-Pimp checks the merchandise to make sure it’s still in good-working order.
So Mr. Man I understand it burns when you urinate….
LOL, I didn’t even notice the purple pants. Classic!!!!!!!!
Man…this “Real Sex” Doll looked different on the website!
I’m sorry, sir, your Spider-Symbol isn’t up to regulation standards.
Pull my finger.
I PUT THE QUARTER IN 3 MUNUTES AGO! WHERES THE CANDY!?
Spidey: … WHAT?!?!? You have a balloon fetish or something?!?!?
LOOK I TOLD YOU WEARING PURPLE PANTS DOES NOT MAKE YOU THE HULK SO YOU CAN TAKE THIS DAMN STRING OFF ME!! AND STOP STAINGAT ME LIKE THAT.
I enjoyed blowing you… up.
Yes it’s real! Stop looking down there…!!!
“I think he’s fully inflated, boss. Can I stop farting into the machine now?”
Pull my string. I know you want to…
“Hey, Louie… our Hulk balloon got a tear in it. I need you to go out and sit by Spidey for a couple o’ hours while I patch it up. The folks driving by on Highway 74 won’t even know the difference. And for the last *#%$@!in’ time, take that hat off.”
Is that a string in your pants, or are you happy to…oh, wait. Yeah, it’s a string.
No, I will not marry you! Now let me go!!!!!