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Brad Douglas
View articlesBrad created the Crawlspace back in 1998 while attending college at the University of Missouri-Columbia. He’s the webmaster and writes front page news items, and also produces, hosts and edits the podcast. He’s been collecting Spider-Man comics since the age of three and is a life-long fan of the webhead. His website has been featured in USA Today, Entertainment Weekly and on Marvel.com and inside the comics themselves. The Crawlspace is one of the first Spider-Man fan sites to ever hit the internet. Millions of people visit the site every year.
Brad has interviewed several “Spider-Celebrities” over the years including co-creator Stan Lee. He’s also interviewed actors who have portrayed Spider-Man like Paul Soles (Voice Actor from the 67 Spider-Man Cartoon), Dan Gilvezan (Spidey Voice Actor from Spider-Man & His Amazing Friends) ,Yuri Lownthal (Voice Actor from the Spider-Man PlayStation game) and Nicholas Hammond (Spider-Man 1977 Actor).
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Hornacek on Craig’s Critique: Amazing Spider-Man #31 (Legacy #995): “He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Cousin” or “The First Rule About Super-Villain Fight Club Is …”: “@Dark Mark: “it is better than i thought it would end up being” That’s like saying a slap in the…” Jun 27, 08:09
Dark Mark on Craig’s Critique: Amazing Spider-Man #31 (Legacy #995): “He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Cousin” or “The First Rule About Super-Villain Fight Club Is …”: ““(Wait, this is the issue where May and Ben explain the birds and the bees to young Peter?)” Hahahaha! I…” Jun 26, 07:19
Evan Berry on Craig’s Critique: Amazing Spider-Man #31 (Legacy #995): “He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Cousin” or “The First Rule About Super-Villain Fight Club Is …”: “@Bruce, not Groos — Thank you for that! I didn’t realize it was a specific word, made up or not.…” Jun 22, 06:57
Bruce Wechtenhiser on Craig’s Critique: Amazing Spider-Man #31 (Legacy #995): “He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Cousin” or “The First Rule About Super-Villain Fight Club Is …”: “@evan berry @hornacek the word in the song was a made up word, “groos”, according to Jeff Lynne, the writer/singer…” Jun 21, 21:47
Hornacek on Craig’s Critique: Amazing Spider-Man #31 (Legacy #995): “He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Cousin” or “The First Rule About Super-Villain Fight Club Is …”: “@Evan Berry: Unfortunately, until this issue I thought ELO was saying “Bruce!” I am fine with supervillains updating their look…” Jun 21, 13:48
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Ben, you’re squishing my web-sack!
It would seem Spider-Girl has two fathers….
Okay Gamer 7 I let it pass when you idiotically said that Nazis were ‘ well intentioned’ (see article about the parents who named their child Hitler), but I think that you’re just being deliberately offensive now. I say -I think- that you’re being offensive, because I can’t really be sure. Your comment makes so little sense that it’s difficult to tell. Grow up you small minded moron and stop hating people who do you no harm.
“I know we’re doing this for fun but if you get ‘wood’ I’m gonna break your face.”
the gays have a “midas touch of shit”… and they are touching spider-man.
Now it takes talent to work a Bush joke into this… or a whole lot of effort.
Former president George W. Bush and former vice president Dick Cheney celebrate 8 years of screwing the American middle class by screwing each other.
D*mn you, Mephisto…. D*MN YOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
See what I did? I took MJ away, and now Spider-Man is gay…for himself!
Oh, Joey Q…. What will you think of next?
When it was announced that Joel Schumacher would be adapting the Clone Saga for Spider-Man 4, this was exactly what I was afraid would happen.
What the…?
Though Spider-Man has screwed himself many times in the past, this is the first time he did it literally.
-“My spider-sense is TINGLING!”
-“Yeah, I know!”
I thought you only stuck to walls?
Well, they need love too, you know.
Some guys like to get together with a lady, some ladies like to get together, and then you have a guy dress up as Spider-Man and play with his Peter…
ZING!!!!!! See what I did there?
dude, i know this looks funny but these ppl really get thier kicks from dressing up in tight latex and simulating sex or just suggestivley wriggling around. its a fetish and its gay. spider-man deserves better than that. youtube it, i promise u will be disgusted.
This is what happens when you make deals with mephisto
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… and Spidey’s been caught playing with himself again….
… Brad, you’re a sick, sick man…
OH BEN YOU’VE COME BACK TO ME!!!
“But MJ, I’m not cheating on you…technically!”
This is REALLY how the Clone Saga Started….
“Unf! Give me that good shit you dicka man spyda!!”
Order your “Spiders Gone Wild” video today.