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Brad Douglas
View articlesBrad created the Crawlspace back in 1998 while attending college at the University of Missouri-Columbia. He’s the webmaster and writes front page news items, and also produces, hosts and edits the podcast. He’s been collecting Spider-Man comics since the age of three and is a life-long fan of the webhead. His website has been featured in USA Today, Entertainment Weekly and on Marvel.com and inside the comics themselves. The Crawlspace is one of the first Spider-Man fan sites to ever hit the internet. Millions of people visit the site every year.
Brad has interviewed several “Spider-Celebrities” over the years including co-creator Stan Lee. He’s also interviewed actors who have portrayed Spider-Man like Paul Soles (Voice Actor from the 67 Spider-Man Cartoon), Dan Gilvezan (Spidey Voice Actor from Spider-Man & His Amazing Friends) ,Yuri Lownthal (Voice Actor from the Spider-Man PlayStation game) and Nicholas Hammond (Spider-Man 1977 Actor).
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“This isn’t the Karma Sutra”
Ha, we got thats trade on our honey moon!
“I wonder if I can get Batman to be my best man. With my luck I’ll get stuck with Sandman.”
Spidey: So…we really went through with it?
MJ: Yeah, and I’m the only one who remembers it all.
Spidey: So…why?
MJ: Why what?
Spidey: Why did we dissolve the marriage?
MJ: Self-righteous editors.
Spidey: Ah. That’s always the problem.
MJ: Yup.
Spidey: So…wanna go for it?
MJ: Go for what?
Spidey: Getting remarried.
MJ: Well…technically it’d be “married” since we were never married.
Spidey: Oh.
MJ: But hey, since you’re up for it…
Omniscient voice: HEAR ME! THOU SHALT NOT MARRY UNTIL THE FANS DESIRE IT!
Spidey: Was that?
MJ: Yup. Sorry.
Spidey: It’s funny how God can sound a lot like Joe Quesada.
Kev,
Really? See we have different taste in women too!
See honey, it come with an anti-Quesada insurence, so it garentuee to last forever
“Introducting….Spider-man: The practice husband! When your done, just make a deal with Mephisto (sold seperatley) and it never happened!”
MJ: “So, Tiger, where do you want to go for our wedding?”
Spidey: “Doesn’t matter to me, babe, it’s not like we’re going to remember…..”
Yeah, lady, go to Spider-Man for marrige advice, that will help…..
I just love the irony of a book entitled “Marvel Weddings” having a picture on the cover a wedding that never happened…do we get our money back from that book?!
Spidey: I don’t remember any of this
MJ: Then go read Kevin Cushing’s Spiderman Crawl Space
i only include what i want to include in my Spidey continuity anyway.
The No costume variant is better. 😛
yeah its definitely a hot babe, but not a MJ. betty brant maybe?, lol.
so THIS is why our souls have being silently screaming ! and people knew who you were!
“this is the part that didn’t happen! remember?”
I don’t remember this…
Memoriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeess……
Wow, we’ve been married 22 years! Get out!!!!