This is the 35th edition of Spider-Captions. If you’re new to the game, here’s the simple rules. Put a caption over any of the characters and leave that in the comment section. The funnier the better.
Brad Douglas
View articlesBrad created the Crawlspace back in 1998 while attending college at the University of Missouri-Columbia. He’s the webmaster and writes front page news items, and also produces, hosts and edits the podcast. He’s been collecting Spider-Man comics since the age of three and is a life-long fan of the webhead. His website has been featured in USA Today, Entertainment Weekly and on Marvel.com and inside the comics themselves. The Crawlspace is one of the first Spider-Man fan sites to ever hit the internet. Millions of people visit the site every year.
Brad has interviewed several “Spider-Celebrities” over the years including co-creator Stan Lee. He’s also interviewed actors who have portrayed Spider-Man like Paul Soles (Voice Actor from the 67 Spider-Man Cartoon), Dan Gilvezan (Spidey Voice Actor from Spider-Man & His Amazing Friends) ,Yuri Lownthal (Voice Actor from the Spider-Man PlayStation game) and Nicholas Hammond (Spider-Man 1977 Actor).
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Evan Berry on Craig’s Critique: Amazing Spider-Man #31 (Legacy #995): “He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Cousin” or “The First Rule About Super-Villain Fight Club Is …”: “@Bruce, not Groos — Thank you for that! I didn’t realize it was a specific word, made up or not.…” Jun 22, 06:57
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Venom: thats right spidey show daddy how its done i am so glad i dont set off his spider-sense even so i know its already tingling
“Spideydude says:
March 16th, 2009 at 10:25 am
Dude, that Mj scares me.”
Well, look what Pete’s doing… can you blame her for looking a little angry?
Spider-man holding Gwen somehow thinks he’s a superhero editor by name Quesadaaaaa which kills big named companies by
crapping on their fans anyway HE can!
Spider-man truly says “BOY WHAT A SWINGER WITH THE LASSES I MAYBE, BUT I MAKE DEALS WITH THE DEVIL FOR THE ONE I’M
HOLDING BECAUSE A JERK OF RESPONSIBILITY I MUST ALWAYS BE?
Venom: “See if I care you’ll are going to Spidey’s penthouse! Me and Mr. Fern will have a par-tay of our own.”
And this is how the day started that ultimatly made Joey Q head explode
Venom is SUCH a creeper…and Spidey lets loose a toot from all the straining caused by lifting Gwen…
Venom: Why does he get all the girls!
With Great Power Comes…All This Juicy Tail!
ACTION is his reward!
Spidey is soooooo lucky.
Venom prefers to watch.
Thank the Lord for my Spider-Stamina
Dude, that Mj scares me. But the BC and Gwen are all kinds a sexy.
Now for My Caption:
“Just as Peter was enjoying his Bachelor Party, MJ Shows up pissed. Waiting in the wings, VENOM is…
Masterfully Debating to himself.”
NOBODY puts Venom in the corner!
venom just looks like a perv. hiding behind a tree
I wish i was Spider-Man. *closes eyes and cries*
I know i can i know i can!