This is the 35th edition of Spider-Captions. If you’re new to the game, here’s the simple rules. Put a caption over any of the characters and leave that in the comment section. The funnier the better.
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Venom: thats right spidey show daddy how its done i am so glad i dont set off his spider-sense even so i know its already tingling
“Spideydude says:
March 16th, 2009 at 10:25 am
Dude, that Mj scares me.”
Well, look what Pete’s doing… can you blame her for looking a little angry?
Spider-man holding Gwen somehow thinks he’s a superhero editor by name Quesadaaaaa which kills big named companies by
crapping on their fans anyway HE can!
Spider-man truly says “BOY WHAT A SWINGER WITH THE LASSES I MAYBE, BUT I MAKE DEALS WITH THE DEVIL FOR THE ONE I’M
HOLDING BECAUSE A JERK OF RESPONSIBILITY I MUST ALWAYS BE?
Venom: “See if I care you’ll are going to Spidey’s penthouse! Me and Mr. Fern will have a par-tay of our own.”
And this is how the day started that ultimatly made Joey Q head explode
Venom is SUCH a creeper…and Spidey lets loose a toot from all the straining caused by lifting Gwen…
Venom: Why does he get all the girls!
With Great Power Comes…All This Juicy Tail!
ACTION is his reward!
Spidey is soooooo lucky.
Venom prefers to watch.
Thank the Lord for my Spider-Stamina
Dude, that Mj scares me. But the BC and Gwen are all kinds a sexy.
Now for My Caption:
“Just as Peter was enjoying his Bachelor Party, MJ Shows up pissed. Waiting in the wings, VENOM is…
Masterfully Debating to himself.”
NOBODY puts Venom in the corner!
venom just looks like a perv. hiding behind a tree
I wish i was Spider-Man. *closes eyes and cries*
I know i can i know i can!