This is the latest Spider-Caption. I have to give some set up to this pic. It was snapped outside a New York exhibit that was spotlighting the new book “The Secrets Behind Secret Identity.” The book examines the fetish drawings by Superman co-creator Joe Shuster. So with that, go ahead and add your funny caption in the comment section. Thanks to Sarah Loyd for the e-mail heads up.
Yes, Spider-Man has gone to the dogs. Leave a funny comment or word balloon below.
I always thought Spidey was a PS3 gamer. Who knew? If you’re new to Spider-Captions, just add a funny caption to this picture in the comment section. The funnier the better!
Add a funny caption to this picture. The funnier the better.
on Craig’s Critique: Amazing Spider-Man #31 (Legacy #995): “He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Cousin” or “The First Rule About Super-Villain Fight Club Is …”: ““(Wait, this is the issue where May and Ben explain the birds and the bees to young Peter?)” Hahahaha! I…” Jun 26, 07:19
on Craig’s Critique: Amazing Spider-Man #31 (Legacy #995): “He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Cousin” or “The First Rule About Super-Villain Fight Club Is …”: “@Bruce, not Groos — Thank you for that! I didn’t realize it was a specific word, made up or not.…” Jun 22, 06:57
on Craig’s Critique: Amazing Spider-Man #31 (Legacy #995): “He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Cousin” or “The First Rule About Super-Villain Fight Club Is …”: “@evan berry @hornacek the word in the song was a made up word, “groos”, according to Jeff Lynne, the writer/singer…” Jun 21, 21:47
on Craig’s Critique: Amazing Spider-Man #31 (Legacy #995): “He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Cousin” or “The First Rule About Super-Villain Fight Club Is …”: “@Evan Berry: Unfortunately, until this issue I thought ELO was saying “Bruce!” I am fine with supervillains updating their look…” Jun 21, 13:48 on Craig’s Critique: Amazing Spider-Man #31 (Legacy #995): “He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Cousin” or “The First Rule About Super-Villain Fight Club Is …”: “As always, another great review! I knew that ELO isn’t saying Bruce, but I have no idea what they’re actually…” Jun 21, 10:57 on Craig’s Critique: Amazing Spider-Man #31 (Legacy #995): “He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Cousin” or “The First Rule About Super-Villain Fight Club Is …”: “@Bruce Wechtenhiser: I’m always scanning the letters page for any Crawlspace related names, so yours immediately stuck out. I didn’t…” Jun 20, 06:38 on Craig’s Critique: Amazing Spider-Man #31 (Legacy #995): “He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Cousin” or “The First Rule About Super-Villain Fight Club Is …”: “Whoops, I had copied Paul’s comment to write my reply and forgot to delete the rest of it before posting!” Jun 20, 06:37 on Craig’s Critique: Amazing Spider-Man #31 (Legacy #995): “He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Cousin” or “The First Rule About Super-Villain Fight Club Is …”: “@Paul Penna: Is it possible that May and Ben’s baby was honestly mixed up with another baby? Possibly, but in…” Jun 20, 06:35 on Craig’s Critique: Amazing Spider-Man #31 (Legacy #995): “He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Cousin” or “The First Rule About Super-Villain Fight Club Is …”: “Thanks for mentioning my heartwarming letter published in this issue! Unfortunately, someone forgot to change the cover image from last…” Jun 19, 21:01
Hanging off a webline will cost you extra.
O..Okay.
How about taking me for the ultimate spin!
Spider-Whore, Spider-Whore, knocking on everybody’s door…….
It’s sad when comic book geeks have to turn tricks in order to cope with the $4.00 price hike for Marvel comics.
With her book canceled, Mayday is forced to abandon superheroics and becomes the Sensational Spider-Slut!
Jackpot gets her own OMD retcon
He’s hot.
“Face it sugar, you’ve won the jackpot!”
The Scariest part is…
Is that Male… or Female?
ugh…that’s gross, bandito…
“So thaaaaaat’s what the Red Light District looks like in the Spider-man world…
spider hooker, u shoot web…. she swallows it.
“I should never have played with those Barbie dolls when I was younger…”