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View articlesBrad created the Crawlspace back in 1998 while attending college at the University of Missouri-Columbia. He’s the webmaster and writes front page news items, and also produces, hosts and edits the podcast. He’s been collecting Spider-Man comics since the age of three and is a life-long fan of the webhead. His website has been featured in USA Today, Entertainment Weekly and on Marvel.com and inside the comics themselves. The Crawlspace is one of the first Spider-Man fan sites to ever hit the internet. Millions of people visit the site every year.
Brad has interviewed several “Spider-Celebrities” over the years including co-creator Stan Lee. He’s also interviewed actors who have portrayed Spider-Man like Paul Soles (Voice Actor from the 67 Spider-Man Cartoon), Dan Gilvezan (Spidey Voice Actor from Spider-Man & His Amazing Friends) ,Yuri Lownthal (Voice Actor from the Spider-Man PlayStation game) and Nicholas Hammond (Spider-Man 1977 Actor).
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Drink IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
“A Hunka Hunka Goblin Love”.
Who is the blonde with my mother-in law?
Lady… lemme tel you about this guy’s history with blondes…
“Who be this tender morsel for Meg Mucklebones… er, the Green Goblin?”
Gonna slip her some of my patented OsCorp Goblin Fly and then she’s gonna ride my broomstick!
Norman and Gwen’s European vacation.
Miss, don’t trust him, he’ll soil you, toss you, and then asks Henry Pym is he still hits women
She has a bigger bulge in her shorts than the Goblin does.
Nice pumpkins…
Oh, my goodness. Alison Angel? What she doing with the Green Goblan??? NOOO!!!
‘Hey baby,I’m a convicted fellon so what are you doing tonight?”
“Dad?”
“Oh shit…”
“Hey baby, wanna find out why they call me stormin Norman?”
“Smells like death and blondes….”
Girl: Is that a pumpkin bomb in your pocket, or you just happy to see me?
Recently resurrected, Gwen Stacey decided she needed an insurance policy in the event of, say, being thrown off the Brooklyn Bridge a SECOND time, so she joined the US Marines. Unfortunately they don’t allow black hairbands.
I feel like joining the marines now…
Watch out Gwen. Hes older than he says he is
Norman and Sarah on a nice family picture 🙂
Now if Miss Stacy was a true U.S. Marine brat, Norman would’ve had his ass hand to him right by her blowing his damn head off instead of being tossed off a damn bridge for sure and Spidey would be dumbfounded because he be thinking she all hot for a guy known as Thompson!, oh wait that did happen right?
I actually like this goblin’s mask better than the movie version.
Their next date happens to be at the Brooklyn Bridge, not surprisingly.
SINS PAST DAWG!