Swarm is undoubtedly THE greatest villain. I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking “didn’t he foolishly try to attack the X-Men and get pounded by their sentient plot of land?” If that’s what you’re thinking, then YOU are the fool. As the last panel on the page clearly demonstrates, Swarm tricked those foolish X-Men with promises of all the honey in the world! One can only presume that off-panel Swarm only dished out the sweet nectar of PAIN in a scene too gruesome to show explicitly.
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on Marco Speaks Spidey: Amazing Spider-Man: Spider-Versity #5 Review: “You left out the best* part – Spider-Woman secretly kept a piece of (the entire?) Carnage symbiote for herself. I’m…” Aug 13, 09:31
on MARCO SPEAKS SPIDEY: Amazing Spider-Man #34 Review: “So, Robbie effectively knows Peter is Spider-Man since Spidey told him that his cousin Cormac is Ben and May’s son.…” Aug 9, 13:40
on 20th Anniversary Podcast Recording 08/08/26 LIVE CALLERS 7:30pm Central: “Andre, I was really touched with how many people called in and shared such fun and thoughtful stories of what…” Aug 9, 02:22
on 20th Anniversary Podcast Recording 08/08/26 LIVE CALLERS 7:30pm Central: “Watching all those people being thankful for this (Crawl)space in which we can all virtually congregate and exchange tales of…” Aug 9, 00:10 on 20th Anniversary Podcast Recording 08/08/26 LIVE CALLERS 7:30pm Central: “On it – already watching them live!” Aug 8, 19:31
on 20th Anniversary Podcast Recording 08/08/26 LIVE CALLERS 7:30pm Central: “I am glad to watch both episodes tomorrow.” Aug 7, 23:39
on Read’s Reads: Amazing Spider-Man #34/998 Review: “@Ryan – Ha — The closed-captioning calls you “Rage Reads.”” Aug 7, 10:03 on Read’s Reads: Amazing Spider-Man #34/998 Review: “Was it just me or was the volume really low on this video? I had to crank my volume up…” Aug 6, 12:53 on Read’s Reads: Amazing Spider-Man #34/998 Review: ““I’ll throw this out to my fellow Crawlspace reviewers, it could have been an email.” Hey-oh!” Aug 6, 12:52
BEES!! BEES!! Your weapons are useless against them!!
Well, except for grass.
Only a few. But all have been issued Lugers.
This page could have only been better if one of the mutants being attacked by the Nazi bees had said “Ow! OW! They’re defending themselves somehow!”
So do all the bees have little moustaches?
That’s got to be the worst kind of bee. A Nazi bee.
It’s hilarious how the dialogue implies that the bees themselves are Nazis.
He’s so unique. No one else uses Nazi bees. Every other villain involved in weaponized bees just uses the boring non-Nazi species.
I wish all villains had motivations as compelling as “reveal to me your secrets!”
Punish the Grass! The insolent, foolish GRASS!!