Kid recreates Stegron/Spider-man Fight

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1. I’m “uncle” to a ton of my friends’ kids, going back 13 years.

   One day I was at one of my friends’ houses; they have two boys. At the time they were 9 & 10. I went to the guest bathroom, which was the kids’ shared bathroom, and while in there I noticed a plastic T-Rex on top of a Hulk action figure, biting his head.

   I walked into the living room and looked at the two kids. “Who is responsible for what I just saw in the bathroom?” I asked.

   The kids went wide-eyed. The parents’ faces grew grave. “What has happened?” my friend asked. I looked at him, concerned, before turning back to the kids.

   “Someone set up a Hulk figure being eaten by a T-Rex. Who has done this thing?” I asked again.

   The oldest raised his hand. “I did it,” he admitted. “The T-Rex is so much bigger than the Hulk, so…”

   “The T-Rex is not a kaiju, where size also equals power,” I replied. Then I looked to the younger kid. “Tell me – what is the Hulk’s strength level?”

   “HA!” he smiled. “Hulk gets stronger as he gets angrier. He just gets stronger and stronger. He is the strongest one there is and a T-Rex couldn’t hurt him!”

   I lowered my hand into a nearby candy bowl and threw the lad an Almond Joy with a proud nod.

   That was four years ago. To this day the boys call me and ask me “Who would win between…”

   😉

2. Hail Stegron!

3. CUT OFF A TAIL AND TWO MORE SHALL TAKE ITS PLACE!

4. If I had the money to make a HYDRA like organization based on Stegron, I would do so. Only we’d be more effective.

5. I picture George in front of a camera with a HAIL STEGRON sign behind him.

6. Story behind it was my son’s cousin didn’t have a Stegron toy so he took a model of a Stegosaurus and used one of his Spider-Man toys to make it look like the epic battle.

7. I for one welcome our new Spiked Dinosaur Tail overlords. 😉