We celebrate our 300th Spider-Captions by showing you what Ben Reilly is doing in the afterlife. Yes, he’s speed dating. What do you think he’s doing in this picture? Add a funny caption in the comment section.
Brad Douglas
View articlesBrad created the Crawlspace back in 1998 while attending college at the University of Missouri-Columbia. He’s the webmaster and writes front page news items, and also produces, hosts and edits the podcast. He’s been collecting Spider-Man comics since the age of three and is a life-long fan of the webhead. His website has been featured in USA Today, Entertainment Weekly and on Marvel.com and inside the comics themselves. The Crawlspace is one of the first Spider-Man fan sites to ever hit the internet. Millions of people visit the site every year.
Brad has interviewed several “Spider-Celebrities” over the years including co-creator Stan Lee. He’s also interviewed actors who have portrayed Spider-Man like Paul Soles (Voice Actor from the 67 Spider-Man Cartoon), Dan Gilvezan (Spidey Voice Actor from Spider-Man & His Amazing Friends) ,Yuri Lownthal (Voice Actor from the Spider-Man PlayStation game) and Nicholas Hammond (Spider-Man 1977 Actor).
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He is telling the lady that the series needs a reboot or a great writer to fix the current mess of the Amazing Spider-Man.
@#6 and #7 — Oh, okay, thank you. I was concerned I was the only one. I didn’t know that was an option to help pay bandwidth costs and such. Good idea. Now, to learn about the 4 Fish to NEVER eat and to avoid like the plague…
“Excuse me miss, but do you know where I can find Gwen Stacy?
I hope to find the Parker family too; Ben, Richard, and Mary.”
Yeah I added the new ads after the posts. It’s another way I’m trying to pay the bills.
@5 – I am – 6 big picture links: “10 Selfies Gone Totally Wrong”, “I Can’t Believe This Happens At WalMart”, etc.
“So I said to the guy, ‘C’mon, she’s my aunt, too! I want some wheatcakes.'”
(P.S. – Is anyone else getting six “Sponsored Links by Taboola” beneath all of the posts on the Crawlspace today?)
And how did Spider Captions #300 not involve a picture of Venom or a black-suited Spidey?
“Yes, I know it’s a hoodie. But it could be worse. I could be wearing a fez like that guy.”
“How many fingers am I hold up?” “Ah…five?”
“Ha! You always pick paper! I win again.”