Spider-Teaser

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1. All of you can be spider-man as long as I’m… BATMAN!

   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYA_v25hDX4

2. I actually wouldn’t be surprised if this turned into a Spartacus scene…

3. Couldn’t this be any schlep in Manhattan trying to impress his girlfriend if everyone has spider powers?

4. i like carlie also!… she’s a rollergirl, and roller derby girls are hot!

5. I’ve heard that one before. It just reminds of me of Civil War #2 the biggest thing that never happened. It ruined the book for because it was a big ‘put on’. The only thing that happened in the next issue was Jonah was mad but that was it and Spider-man glided in his new super-suit. Awful. Ruined the book for me. Seriously, I just stopped by to see what was up.

6. I like Carlie, she’s a nice girl, I only dislike her getting drunk and going to the tattoo parlor, I like her more than Gwen Stacy
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   The truth is….I am Iron Man

7. My guess is it’s Ben covering for Peter: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rCLkyLenxs

8. It’s Phil talking to Norah. Look at his chin and compare it to Phil’s chin in 666.

9. reader and Ras make very good points.

10. Err, no I haven’t been visiting since the Clone Saga, since this wasn’t around then! I think I’m confusing it with Spiderfan.org. Embarrassed smiley time.

11. —
    Carlie dies and it’s Peter talking to her grave.
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    That’d be great! What a crappy character, made worse by Ramos’s art. Is . . . that the consensus around here, that she’s an undeveloped POS? I’ve visited the website since the Clone Saga, but this is probably my first comment. Just to establish myself, I hated OMD, thought there was plenty of good and bad in BND (none of the good requiring the marriage to be dissolved), but thought Big Time got off to a pretty good start. I was a little excited for Spider-Island, but it’s been kind of a dud so far. The best part was Jackal’s joke about Three’s Company in the latest. I doubt if Slott intended it as a criticism of this whole exercise, but that’s what I’ve always thought. All the marriage needed was a good writer, and I was not pining for a return to the old TC storylines of “oh, Peter made a date, but he has to stand her up because he’s fighting Doc Ock!” Many laughs follow!

    But, I think there’s zero chance they’ll kill off Carlie. She’s a non-character, but she’s the little knife to twist in the pro-marriage crowd.

12. Carlie dies and it’s Peter talking to her grave.

13. “I’m Spider-Man”, huh? Well, I’M Spartacus! HAH! 😀

    Seriously though, I assume he’s telling Carlie his secret identity. I’d rather he’d be saying, “I remember.” or “I’m married to M.J.” to Carlie, but hey, I’ll wait as long as it takes before he says those words again.

14. Then Aunt May replies, “Yes, I know Peter, remember that time…what a minute some sort of blindspot…what did you say?”

15. I’m Spuidaman

16. Of course you are, every person in Manhattan is a Human-Spider now

17. I’m Peter Parker, Yes, I’m the real Parker
    All you other Peter Parkers are just imitating
    So won’t the real Peter Parker please stand up
    please stand up
    please stand up

    … *ahem…* Now that I got THAT out of the way, I’m gonna go with “it’s someone else claiming to be Spider-Man” for $300, Alex! Because I seem to recall Peter doing something similar to this once before, and we all know how THAT turned out.

    … and if it IS him… telling CARLIE of all people, I’ll… I’ll… AAAAAAAGH!!!!! Way to justify the whining to Stark, Reed, and Pym… the a-hole tri-fecta, if you will, dumba**. what was the point if you’re just going to start telling people again?

18. STOP SPOILING MARVEL! COME ONE!!!

19. I think it may be Ben or and yes this is just a weird guess, but it may be flash. because if you look at in enlarged image at the top left corner where his shirt ends and his neck begins you can see a hair line and it looks blond… but that’s just a guess.

20. if that’s not ben reilly saying it then this isn’t a real surprise

    hell he went and tried to tell carlie in the last issue

21. I’m Spartacus!

22. But everyone knows Puny Parker couldn’t be the real Spider-Man.
    I am the spider on the web, the protector of the people, I am The Spider-Man!

23. I don’t know what mind game you are playing, but I’M THE REAL SPIDER-MAN, the real Peter Parker!

24. Will the real Spider-man please stand up?

25. No, I’m the real Spider-Man!

    This might be the first step to gettin’ the marriage back. . .by killin’ Carlie. MHAHAHAHAH!

26. Ben?

27. No, I’m Spider-Man.

28. This is the first step towards Carlie dying.

29. no… i’m spider-man

30. Wonder if it’s someone aside from Peter…Phil to Norah?