Spider-Captions # 273

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1. “Oy! I like me some web-slingin’ ‘ere in Melbourne!”

2. The person probably flipped it so that when the “real Spider-Man” showed up, he’d be able to read it when he’s upside down.

3. @6 “the spider is one with the Happy Meal.”

4. @5 – You must “be the web.”

5. I thought that Spidey was going all Zen in the stand up.

6. @3 – But American kids (and let’s face it, if we’re talking about kids that need exercise, we’re talking about America) are too heavy to stand on their heads. They’ll lean over until their belly can no longer anchor them to the ground and then they’ll tip over. Like Weebles.

7. Also, kids who go to McDonald’s too often
   need more exercise, so they’d have to stand
   on their heads to read the writing under…er…over
   our hero.

8. @ #1 But if they hang it upside-down, then wouldn’t
   Spidey be upside-down? Instead of right downside-up?
   Arg….my head hurts!

9. I imagine the decision-making process went something like this:

   Manager: “Kids aren’t that bright. If they see an upside-down Spider-Man, they’ll get confused. They’ll tilt their head to the side in order to see him right-side up, and they’ll end up falling on the floor. And who’ll be held responsible and get sued? Us, that’s who! Hang it upside-down, people!”